Barry Cryer offers:

7 days ago
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Barry Cryer’s joke:

I was told this joke by a blind man.

There was a blind parachutist who did jumps for charity. Someone asked him how he knew when he was getting near the ground.

'The lead on my guide dog goes slack,' he said.

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