Expanding Andi Peters's repertoire

Dear Andi,

I think you are a brilliant clown and, were I in charge, we would have a lot more of you.

So to assist your campaign for much wider recognition I pass on a story which I first heard about thirty years ago (i.e. it is not new) and goes as follows:

"Our hero went to sleep on a warm evening upon his back and, lo and behold, a moonbeam walker (It was a bright night) came down a moonbeam carrying a spanner which when the walker arrived at the hero's tummy button was applied in undoing the screw that protruded. When this was complete the moonbeam walker took back up the spanner and the screw out of the window.

In the morning our hero awoke and jumped out of bed. His bottom fell off."

Written by Simon Cawkwell, November 2025